Short-lived recurring characters on Saturday Night Live

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The following is a series of short write-ups on recurring sketches that appeared four or fewer times on Saturday Night Live. Some characters who fit into this category do not appear here because they fit better into one of the other categories listed below. Furthermore, characters that are played by current cast members won't show up here until that cast member has left the show.

Character Lists: Alphabetical and Chronological

Character Categories:

• Weekend Update characters
• TV show sketches
• Animal sketches
• Musical sketches

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How to give the best oral sex (guaranteed orgasm)

Instructions

Difficulty: Easy

Things You’ll Need:

• sexy lingere
• lip gloss

Step1
First of all if you don't enjoy doing it this doesn't work you have to want to for this to work. Make sure you have on sexy lingerie and lots of lip gloss. crawl between your mates legs giving all attention to his pelvic area lick your lips and moan ummmmmm before you get there. grab the penis softly and stare like your in love stroking the top with your thumb. Rub your lips across the top with your mouth closed poking your lips out continuing the ummmm sounds. Look your mate right in the eye and slowly start to lick up and down the penis getting it as wet as possible.
Step2
Place one hand around the shaft of the penis and put your mouth around the head of the penis slowly stroke the penis up and down while you maneuver around the head of the penis with your mouth. French kiss the penis (always keep eye contact with mate this is important). start stroking the penis harder making sure you don't squeeze it too hard. stroke and suck on the top of the penis in a similar motion. Move your body as if you were riding the penis in the same motion.
Step3
Remove mouth from the penis and stroke faster. Lick your lips and stroke faster. Move your body and lick your lips while giving eye contact with penis in hand stroking it until he asks to you to put it back in your mouth. wait a few seconds tease him lick it once and stroke. place penis in mouth using jaws grip head of penis in mouth flicker tongue. stroke and suck at same time. take penis out of mouth stroke soft and faster. put penis in mouth until he is about to ejaculate and let fluids go all over breasts.

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